Let's just get real for a second. Everyone knows that the Kardashians, as ridiculous and over-the-top as they are, are an American cultural and social institution that we've all come to love, regardless of their astronomic wealth (with very little idea of how they got it) and their frequent on-screen family fights. In fact, these are the things that we love most about them. I don't know about you, but I often find myself attempting to look at the personalities of others, as well as inward at my own personality, in an effort to answer the perplexing questions, Which Kardashian am I? and Which Kardashian is each individual member of my squad? If you are struggling to identify yourself, this may help. Here are the signs you are the Khloe Kardashian of your group.
1. You're multifaceted.
Your personality is many-sided. You are a well-rounded individual. Who can blame you? The world is your oyster and you're searching for the pearl. There's a lot to experience, and you don't let stereotypes hold you down.
2. You have never and will never let a relationship change who you really are.
Whether you have just gotten into a relationship or have just come out of one, you don't let your new boo thang distract you from the morals and values you hold in your heart (whatever they may be).
3. You have got an arsenal of absolutely phenomenal comebacks.
Even if you stole a few of the better ones from someone else, you always know just what to say to have the last word. *mic drop*
4. You understand the importance of a little R&R.
When something goes wrong or when life is just a little too overwhelming, you understand when you need to roll out of society and roll into your bed and just nap or cry for a little bit. Haters gonna hate, but you know you earned it.
5. You're good at expressing yourself.
You wear your heart on your sleeve. You speak your mind. Whatever you're feeling is all over your face. Everyone takes one look at you and knows exactly what thought is crossing your mind.
6. You are an excellent driver.
Your aux cord is always lit. You can play those temperature controls like a well-tuned fiddle. You rarely swerve. You contribute equally to transportation conversation, but you never take your eyes off of the road for more than a split second, even when there's some juicy gossip coming from the back seat.
7. You're relatable.
You know you're a queen, but you also know that you're a human being who experiences things that a lot of other human beings experience. Despite the fact that you are essentially royalty, you always remember to #stayhumble.
8. You've got high standards.
You know what you want and you know what you need, and you feel pretty confident in the fact that you know what everyone else wants and needs too. You set high standards for those around you. If they've got low standards, yours are high enough to make up for it. Also, if the squad needs a new member, you throw out this phrase so that applicants know the basic requirements.
9. You're supportive.
When your friends have something going on, you are always there. If they've got bad news, you find the silver lining. Even if their life is going great and they're moving so fast and you have literally accomplished nothing, you don't let that stop you from being happy for them.
10. You are fire in that group chat.
Literally every single message you send is so jaw-droppingly accurate and hilarious that you have to make sure you didn't set anything on fire with your #truths before you can get back to slaying.
11. You're considerate.
You understand that not everyone can be as incredible as you. Hell, that's how you get through the day. But you always make sure you give people fair warning before verbally or physically destroying them. It's only fair, right?
12. You know your limits.
Girlfriend, you know when enough is enough. Whether you're struggling at the gym or a conversation with someone is literally boring enough to cause you physical and emotional pain, you know when you need to walk away.
13. You're knowledgeable.
Let's be real ... you know your stuff. You've read some books, watched the news a few times, you have some form of education. You are in the know. You know what's real from what's not, and you definitely know the difference between what is #fact and what is fiction.
14. You appreciate the simple things.
Most people appreciate nature and the beauty of other things enough to post the occasional Instagram photo of a tree or go take a hike and look at some mountains or what not. However, you take it so far as to actually insert yourself into the pictures of the nature. That's how strong of a connection you feel.
15. You've got your priorities in order.
Regardless of what's up with your love life, you never forget chicks before dicks, bros before hos, uteruses before duderuses, etc.
