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15 Signs You Are A DPT (Designated Picture Taker)

Everyone is one at some point.

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15 Signs You Are A DPT (Designated Picture Taker)
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These are the fifteen signs that you are a DPT, otherwise known as a Designated Picture Taker.

1. The most obvious reason: people always ask you to take pictures.

2. At parties and other social events, the only time people actually talk to you is to ask you if you could take their group shot.

3. You’re so used to your friend group asking you to take pictures that you’ve memorized the cover of every person’s phone case.


4. You rarely get tagged in pictures; there’s way more pictures under “Your photos” than “Photos of you” on Facebook.

5. To make up for the lack of pictures you get tagged in, you take a lot of selfies.

6. You also photo bomb a lot.

7. In fact, pretty much all of the pictures under “Photo’s of you” are selfies, We-fies, Groupies, and photo-bombs, because you’re that person who tags themselves in pictures.

8. Twenty years from now, you will have a terrible time remembering who you hung out with in college because there are no pictures to commemorate your memories. You will have to rely on your brain.

9. There are no portrait shots of you so you always have a hard time finding a solo profile picture.

10. You’re pretty much an expert at positioning a group for the perfect shot.

11. In fact, at this point, you could probably become a professional photographer due to all the experience you’ve had.

12. Even at family events, you’re always the person given the camera.

13. You are never in any of your family albums.

14. Fifty years from now, none of your grandchildren will know who you were.

15. 100 years from now, the memory of you will cease to exist.

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