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15 Signs That You Are Not A People Person

Ugh, the human race.

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15 Signs That You Are Not A People Person

1. The Metro is your nightmare.


Let me off let me off let me off let me off let me off let me off let me off let me off.


2. So is the grocery store.

I swear to God if your cart even touches my cart, I will punch you in the face.


3. Group projects are a special kind of hell.


You know what, I’ll just do the whole thing myself.


4. Making small talk with strangers is more painful than passing a kidney stone.

Please stop telling me about your life.


5. When tourists ask you for directions, you are more than tempted to just ignore them and run away.

Bye.


6. You judge the waiter hardcore when he tries to joke with you and your friends.

Just bring me my food.

7. You are an expert at rejecting strangers that try to flirt with you.

No, I am not from Tennessee. UGH.

8. You have to put a lot of effort into not screaming at people who come into your room unannounced.


That door was closed for a reason, you know.

9. You need at least 3 days of R&R before going to an event involving extended family or family friends.

Ya college is going greaaaaaat. Nope, I'm not 16, actually I’m 20 now…ha-ha-ha...I know I grew up soooooo fast.

10. You can’t help but be relieved when your weekend plans are canceled.


Oh darn…I guess now I’ll just have to spend my evening watching Netflix with no pants on…bummer.

11. You are filled with a sense of dread when someone says, “You have to meet my friend, ________! You would love her!”

I’m sure I would, but please no. #nonewfriends

12. The majority of your shopping trips involve hiding from the sales people.

“Hi, how are you today?”

OH MY GOD, STOP PRESSURING ME.

13. Sometimes you have to take a sick day because you just can’t deal with people anymore.


Sorry, I can’t come in to work today because I am having an allergic reaction to your FACE.

14. Sometimes you make up fake names and backstories just to avoid having real conversations with people.

No? That’s just me?

15. But once you get used to people, they usually turn out okay.


Oops, I love you.

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