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13 Signs You're An Instagram Snob

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13 Signs You're An Instagram Snob

1. Your bio HAS to be centered, include your Tumblr URL, and a quote separated by any of the following dividers: | | - ~ •

2. All of your pictures MUST have white borders and no one understands why.

3. You stopped using hashtags a LONG time ago.

4. VSCO

5. Your captions are often ambiguous song lyrics, which leave your followers confused.


6. Or you don’t use captions at all.

7. You take pictures of your food at an angle.

8. If it doesn’t get at least 70 likes, it’s deleted.

9. Your "candid" pictures aren't really candid.

10. Selfie Sunday, Monday, Tuesday…

11. Your picture goes through five apps before it’s posted on Instagram.

12. You take pictures of EVERYTHING.

13. But mainly your dog.


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