1. When you and your classmates help each other:

ALWAYS work together.

2. When the professor tries to give you a ton of work all at once:

You say you won't do it, but you know that you are, anyways.

3. When you watch Netflix instead of writing an essay:

Who doesn't need a break after that first paragraph?

4. When everyone in the class fails an assignment, but that one student makes a big scene:

Thanks for the awkward silence that follows that big scene, too.

5. When you have been wearing the same pants a few days in a row, and someone asks you about it:

Sorry, the laundry room was absolutely full.

6. When you see that you have TONS of assignments due on the same day:

Thank you, professors, for putting my stress to the max with your two essays, three handouts, and discussion boards.

7. When you and your friends are hungry so you want the ultimate college food:

Who doesn't want pizza?

8. When you see that one person who kind of freaks you out:

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact."

9. When your family asks you how everything is going:

So many questions, but so little answers.

10. When someone wants to see one of your textbooks:

Textbooks are too high-cost to just be borrowed and thrown around.

11. When it is 3 A.M. and you just want to give up:

We all hit this point sooner or later.

12. When your friend makes a better grade than you:

How dare they make a better grade than you?

13. When you and your squad show up anywhere:

Don't break the formation.

14. When the stress of the end of semester and finals week begins to come:

The end of the semester is absolutely terrifying. I shudder thinking about it.

15. When it is finals week and you don't sleep at all:

We all feel like we're dying when finals week hits.

BONUS: When your friends find you after finals week:

This is a point we never want to be seen in: the aftermath of finals week.