Although it is no longer 2005, there is still a long-standing debate as to whether blondes or brunettes still have more fun (sorry redheads, you're totally out of the equation). I'm pretty sure the only people still confused about this are brunettes, but we all know the truth. All of your favorite celebrities are blondes (Dolly Parton, Blake Lively, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon), and we know these ladies are always down for a good time. Being blonde is like having hair of gold, and what is better than that? Blondes are extremely proud of being blonde, and brunettes are jealous because they're eyebrows are too dark to pull it off. We're an exclusive group, and we don't let just anybody in.

1. Miranda Lambert dedicated an entire album to us.

and it's probably her best one yet

2. Getting highlights makes you feel like a spoiled diva.

Despite looking a little crazy walking around with tinfoil in your hair, it feels awesome.

3. Everyone thinks all blondes look alike,

so borrowing your blonde friend's I.D. is no big deal.

4. Wearing hot pink makes you feel like Barbie.

5. Being blonde is like being in an exclusive club.

and we can tell who used to be a brunette, looking at you Kim K.

6. Our hair glistens in the sun.

7. Blonde hair goes great with a tan.

You're the real MVP Spring Break.

8. The original American beauty was a blonde.

9. We always look happy because our hair is so bright and shiny.

10. Taylor Swift is blonde, so obviously it's better.

11. It's fun to prove people wrong when they think we're a *gasp* dumb blonde.

Some of us are actually really smart.

12. Our hair looks great blowing in the wind of a convertible.

13. Blonde hair is basically sunshine.

You're welcome for lighting up your life.

14. Guys love blondes.

Any guy that says he prefers brunettes is lying.

15. We're an American classic.