Have you ever overheard someone say something so ridiculous in public that you just had to mention it to your friends? Me too.

No matter where you are on campus there's guaranteed to be at least 20 different conversations going on around you. Whether it's campus gossip, stories about how people spent their weekend, or just the good old he said she said, the spicy little tidbits you encountered are always good for a laugh.

So, here are 15 hilarious out of context quotes I've heard around campus in these last few days:

1. "My iPhone could literally punch me in the face every time I unlcock it, and I still wouldn't go back to Android."

2. "Have you ever noticed that he somehow always manages to start talking about ducks again?"

3. "If I had a dollar for every time I've wanted to drop a class, I would have enough money to pay back the loans I took out to register for the classes in the first place."

4. "I got kicked out of that party, but I also managed to steal some drinks on the way out, so hey, points for everybody."

5. "I would rather play in traffic than try and memorize the names of all the frats around here. Why can't they just have like, team names? Like, what's with the Latin stuff in the first place anyway?"

6. "I mean yeah it could kill me, but I'm here for a good time, not a long time."

7. "Yikes, I can already tell who he voted for in the last election."

8. "Ignoring people on Tinder after they super-liked me makes me feel really powerful."

9. "Yeah, I'm having an affair with a married woman now." "Dude, nice."

10. "If I have to choose between being a sarcastic bitch and having a boyfriend, then I guess I better start becoming a cat lady now."

11. "The only reason I even bother getting Starbucks at the library is so that I have an excuse to put my work off for another ten minutes."

12. "I would do anything to get a 4.0 except actually do the work."

13. "What's the mood for today?" "Anxiety and soggy fries."

14. "Can we drive to Sheetz and steal toilet paper out of the bathrooms later?" "Yeah sure."

15. "Yeah, we were both puking outside and it was actually kind of romantic." "How is that romantic?" "I don't know it just was in the moment."