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15 Jokes We'll Never Forget From The Justin Bieber Roast

Olivia Gracey
Mar 31, 2015
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15 Jokes We'll Never Forget From The Justin Bieber Roast

Last night on Comedy Central, Justin Bieber was roasted by some of Hollywood's funniest stars. The roasters ranged from athletes, movies stars, comedians, etc. Kevin Hart was the roastmaster leading the whole show. Along with Kevin Hart, Jeff Ross, Natasha Leggero, Pete Davidson, Martha Stewart, Shaquille O'Neal, Snoop Dogg, Ludacris and even Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) were all the other roaster on stage waiting for their turn to diss Bieber.

All the roasters didn't hold back, at all but, it was a hilarious two hour long laugh-fest. Here are some of the best roasts from last night!

1. " Do your hermaphrodite twerk." - Kevin Hart

2. " Is it true you dumped Selena Gomez because she grew a mustache before you?"- Jeff Ross

3. "Ebola patients hear about 'Bieber fever' and say, 'I'm gonna go ahead and ride this one out.'"- Kevin Hart

4. "You have it all... Except love, friends, good parents, and a Grammy."- Chris D'Elia

5. " Justin, I', sure its great to have 60 million followers on Twitter, but the only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower."- Martha Stewart

6. "If Anne Frank heard your music, she would Uber to Aushwitz." - Jeff Ross

7. "Snoop, you look like Shaq's skeleton."- Natasha Legerro

8. "What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours." - Justin Bieber

9. “Lately a lot of people have been pointing their fingers at you — and those are just lesbians showing the barber how they want their hair cut." - Jeff Ross

10. “I'm asking you to believe in a man with the voice of Stevie Wonder. And the driving skills of Stevie Wonder."- Kevin Hart

11. “You're not tough, Justin. You've been on 'Ellen' 14 times." - Ludacris

12. “What kind of dude eggs his neighbor's house? You caused $20,000 in damages. Imagine how much damage you could have caused if you threw like a boy?" - Shaquille O'Neal

13. " I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy." - Hannibal Buress

14. "Kevin, you look like someone put 50 Cent in the dryer."- Natasha Leggero

15. "Ludacris, I knew you'd show up for me tonight. I feel like I've known you my whole life, but that's just because you look like the Mr. Potato Head I had as a kid." - Justin Bieber

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