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15 Hilarious Twitter Accounts That You Need In Your Life

The mastery of 140-character humor is an art.

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15 Hilarious Twitter Accounts That You Need In Your Life
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Lately, experts have been saying that the future of Twitter is in trouble because the social media platform isn't engaging enough for users and can't compare to other online networks.

One aspect of Twitter that we all know and love is that the site is a great way to share news and ideas quickly. However, I will admit that other media platforms are just as proficient in this type of sharing, so the news aspect is probably not unique enough to keep Twitter afloat.

Luckily, there is one thing that you can find on Twitter that you can't find anywhere else: gut-busting, terrible, pun-filled and random humor, all in 140 characters or less. Here are 15 of the funniest accounts that prove that you definitely still need Twitter in your life.


1. Classic Dad Moves

@ClassicDadMoves

Without Classic Dad Moves there would be far fewer dad jokes on the Internet, which would be an abomination.


2. Paperback Paradise

@paprbckparadise

We need Twitter so that we can continue to see photoshopped versions of the cover pages of our favorite childhood chapter books.


3. NOTSportsCenter™

@NOTSportsCenter

What's better than Sports Center? It's NOTSportsCenter's sarcastic quips, updated frequently for every avid sports fan.


4. birdsrightsactivist

@ProBirdsRights

It's got a cute bird, weird tweets, and artistically incorrect grammar and spelling. What's not to love?


5. Fred Delicious

@Fred_Delicious

Fred Delicious's Tweets are facetious and sometimes even absurd, yet, somehow, I still find myself thinking, "Oh, that kind of makes sense," every time I read them.


6. Bad Advice Dog

@BadAdviceDog

Thanks to this Twitter account, you'll never need to seek bad advice anywhere else!


7. James Fridman

@fjamie013

It's got sarcasm, photoshop, and puns.


8. happy raptor

@yayraptor

This account just makes no sense and it is perfect.


9. Faces In Things

@FacesPics

Let's face it (no pun intended), once you see a face in an inanimate object, you can't unsee it. Why not just indulge and look at lots of object-faces?


10. Lane Moore

@hellolanemore

Lane Moore is probably my spirit animal and she could be yours too.


11. Amazon Movie Reviews

@AmznMovieRevws

This account collects and posts screenshots of terrible, weird, and downright hilarious movie reviews. What's not to love?


12. everett byram

@rad_milk

This account recently went viral with the Tweet pictured above. Luckily for us, the rest of his Tweets are just as good.


13. Jhorts

@JhonRules

Jhorts is random, relatable, and a little bit cynical.


14. shut up, mike

@shutupmikeginn

I don't want "Mike" to "shut up" because his Tweets are funny.


15. Carrot Facts

@RealCarrotFacts

We need Twitter so that we can continue to learn about the wonder that is carrots.

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