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14 Apologies To My Beeper Driver

Is it too late to say sorry?

Andrea Lazaro
Nov 02, 2015
Appalachian State University
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14 Apologies To My Beeper Driver

Uber drivers are probably the most angelic people on this Earth. At least that's what they seem like when you are drunk and need a ride home very badly. If you're anything like me, you like to bond with anyone who drives you home. I'm thankful for those who act like my therapist on that long, fuzzy ride home and give me advice. Thanks for telling me I'm pretty when boys are mean to me and thanks for agreeing that Amy is a total b*tch. Now that I'm sober, I'm sorry for everything that I've done.

1. I'm sorry I bawled the whole ride home that one time.

But thank you for pep talking me.

2. I'm sorry for requesting Hilary Duff, Ke$ha, and Selena Gomez...over and over again.

But thank you for playing it anyways.

3. I'm sorry for giving you every personal detail of my life.

But thank you for listening.

4. I'm sorry for calling you 20 times to make sure you are still coming.

But thank you for coming anyways.

5. I'm sorry for making you wait 15 minutes while my friends all took shots before leaving.

But thank you for not leaving.

6. I'm sorry for packing 10 people in your car after I told you it was only 4.

But thank you for taking all of us anyways.

7. I'm sorry for threatening to throw up in your car the whole ride.

But thanks for not kicking me out.

8. I'm sorry for making you pull over to throw up on the side of the road.

But thank you for still giving me a ride after.

9. I'm sorry for throwing up in your car...........

Seriously, so sorry.

10. I'm sorry for asking to stop for food 20 times.

BUT THANK YOU FOR THAT TIME YOU ACTUALLY STOPPED BY COOKOUT.

11. I'm sorry for giving you shambled directions.

Thank you for not killing me after we miss the same turn 4 times.

12. I'm sorry for screaming out the window when we pass any human being.

Thanks for not shutting the window on me.

13. I'm sorry for that time I paid in all coins.

:)

14. I'm sorry for that time I ran from your car because I had no money.

But thanks for getting me home safe!

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