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14 Types Of People You See At College Parties

We've seen them all, and maybe have been one ourselves.

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14 Types Of People You See At College Parties
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College parties are an interesting sight to see. If you have every attended a college party, here's some types of people that you might be or remember seeing there:

1. The "Woo" Girl

Beer pong, woo. Dancing, woo. Alcohol, woo. She's very passionate about everything.

2. The Creepy Guy


He stares at girls from the across the room and not in a romantic comedy way, but in a creepy, horror movie way. He tries to hit on many girls multiple times, but they successfully avoid him like dodging bullets.

3. The Awkward DD in the Corner

These are the friends who deserve an award for making sure their friends aren't getting into too much trouble. These are the friends that tell you all the embarrassing things you did and said the next morning.


4. The Supposed-to-be DD that's Wasted

There's always that friend who promises to be the DD, but at the end of the night, you're the one carrying that person home from the party.

5. The Party Boy

This brave soul makes his way through the dance floor into a pack of girls and just starts dancing like there's no tomorrow. This guy just pops out of nowhere and usually scares the crap out of the girls.


6. The Pack of Freshman

Whether it's freshman guys or girls, they always travel in packs. They are very easy to detect by the amount of people, and the way they are completely overdressed.

7. The Cry Baby

There's always that girl who brings the night to an abrupt end because they randomly start crying about an ex or a boy they currently like.You can slowly see the party fade from the face of her friend, as she realizes she needs to take her home asap.

8. The Pretend Drunks

You never actually see this person drink a lot, but they keep saying "I'm so drunk" every 30 seconds.

9. The Magician

These are the friends who perform a disappearing act you. You swear they've only been gone for a few minutes, but they return 10 times drunker than the last time you saw them.

10. The Overly Aggressive guy

The more beers this guy has, the more angry he gets. This guy thinks he turns into the incredible hulk and likes to punch things. He usually wakes up the next morning with a broken hand.


11. The Open Container Ticket Guy

Even before the guy enters a party, he's already got a ticket for an open container. Throughout the night, this person likes to yell "F*ck the Cops" several times and continues to drink his ticket problems away. Don't be this person.

12. The Sloppy Drunk

This is the person who talks an inch from your face and spills 90 percent of their drink on themselves, and the people surrounding them. You cringe every time they walk by because you could possibly be in their splash zone.


13. The Vomit Disaster

When you enter the bathroom needing to desperately pee, but instead the vomit disaster awaits you. You spend a good 10 minutes holding back someone's hair or searching for some water that they can chug. Then you leave the bathroom still never ending up peeing.

14. "Just Trying to Have a Good Time" People

This is 95 percent of the crowd that are having a good time and making the best memories.

This is the goal for the night.

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