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14 Times New Girl Characters Said Exactly What You Were Thinking

Maddie Felton
Dec 01, 2014
University of North Carolina
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14 Times New Girl Characters Said Exactly What You Were Thinking

If you have yet to see New Girl, stop whatever you are doing and sign on to your Netflix account. It is time for you to start your latest binge-watching series. If you have seen New Girl, get ready to relive these moments, and appreciate that Jess is just like you, too.

1. When you plan on having a classy Wine Night with your girls, but actually you're just like...


2. When your roommate walks in on Friday morning after a classic Walk of Shame...


3. No matter this class discussion topic, it always comes back around to feminism, and you're just like...


4. When the girl you don't like uses "there" when she should have used "they're" on Twitter...


5. When you accidentally refer to something you stalked on his Facebook page, and he's like, "Oh, how did you know that?"...


6. When your professor says "the final is cumulative," and all you can think is...


7. When you have to go to the library on a Saturday, and you're just like...


8. When T. Swift comes on at a party, and every white girl in the room pretends she is a musical prodigy...


9. When all you need to do is study, but all you can think is...


10. When GPA comes up in casual conversation...


11. When you're mom wants to have a discussion about your love life...


12. When your roommate passive aggressively says that your half of the room is really dirty and is overflowing onto her side...


13. When your teacher mentions an extra credit opportunity that includes a 10-page paper...


14. When you haven't been to the gym in months, and your slightly competitive nature forces you to outrun the girl on the treadmill beside you...

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