1. Your weekdays after school were spent going to Hebrew School.
2. Every weekend in 7th and 8th grade was spent going to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.
3. The best breakfast by far is bagels and lox.
4. When someone says they're Jewish you instantly become friends
5. If anything happens to you, everyone in your family will know within the hour.
6. You could probably name most Jewish celebrities.
7. Your family has probably already planned who's hosting Passover, Breakfast and Thanksgiving dinner... for next year
8. Your grandma's neighbor's cousin's daughter knows someone you go to school with.
9. All of your Jewish friends somehow know each other, no matter where in the country they live.
10. You have a connection to Israel even if you've never been.
11. You probably have a grandparent that lives in Florida.
Most likely Boca Raton or Palm Beach