14 Things Vegetarians Are Sick Of Hearing | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

14 Things Vegetarians Are Sick Of Hearing

"Can't you just peel the meat off of it?"

17
14 Things Vegetarians Are Sick Of Hearing
msecnd.net

When you hear the word "vegetarian," what is the first thing that comes to mind? If it's a preachy, ball-busting PETA protester throwing paint all over your new leather interior, you're probably one of the people what are telling vegetarians one of these 14 things that we're all sick and tired of hearing. We're just people! People who like avocados and broccoli a little more than most people, but still people!

1. So wait, how do you get your protein? Are you totally malnourished?

2. Tofu is totally gross! How do you eat that garbage?


3. So like, are you offended by my (whatever meat they are eating at the moment)?

4. But meat is soooooooo gooooooood!

5. You know you'll go back to meat eating eventually.

6. Try (bacon/grilled chicken/any other meat item)! It'll turn you back into a carnivore!

No food is good enough to justify switching back. Sorry.

7. You need to stop wearing leather if you don't eat meat.

8. So when you go out to eat, what do you even get? Just salad?

9. Being a vegetarian is so unhealthy because...

10. Hahahaha so do you eat animal crackers hahaha?

That was so funny that I forgot to laugh.

11. I once went three whole days without eating bacon.

12. Actually if you look at human history, men were meant to be meat-eaters.

Yeah, we also used to have to sew our own clothes. Do you do that yourself too?

13. Don't you wish you could have a bite of my burger?

14. What are you a rabbit?

15. You can just take the ham off the pizza!



Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
girl
Pexels

In case you're unaware, "resting bitch face" is the term used to describe when a person's natural, expressionless face makes it look like they are mad at the world. Whether they are walking down the street or simply spacing out thinking about what to eat for dinner, it's very easy for others to assume that this person is either upset or mad at them. Because of this, those of us with Resting Bitch Face (RBF), and especially us women, have all experienced many of the same situations and conversations, including:

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

The Stages Of A Crush As Told By The Cast of "Bob's Burgers"

We all go through certain stages when we have a crush, Tina just explains it better.

1014
my heart just pooped its pants
Google

We've all had a crush before. Whether it leads to something or nothing, the process has all been the same. The awkward feelings, the stalking, and the stress of trying to keep this huge secret. The feeling of becoming a total spazz is something that cannot be avoided, and the most spazzy family that can relate to this feeling is the Belcher's.

Keep Reading...Show less
you didnt come this far to only come this far lighted text
Photo by Drew Beamer on Unsplash

At the tender age of 18, we are bestowed with the title of “adult.” For 17 years, we live under the rules and guidelines of our parents, school, and government, and to stray from any of those rules or guidelines marks us as a rebel. At 18, though, we must choose which college we want to go to or what career we want. We are allowed and encouraged to vote. We can buy lottery tickets and cigarettes. We can drop out of school, leave our household, and do other "adult" things. At 18, we start down a path of thinking for ourselves, when for the entirety of our lives other institutions have been mandated to think and do for us.

Keep Reading...Show less
university
University of Nebraska at Omaha

Creating your schedule for the upcoming semester can be an exciting process. You have the control to decide if you want to have class two-days a week or five-days a week. You get to check things off of your requirement checklist. It's an opportunity for a fresh start with new classes (which you tell yourself you'll never skip.) This process, which always starts out so optimistic, can get frustrating really quickly. Here are 25 thoughts you have when registering for classes.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

10 Thoughts Of A 5th Year Senior

What about those of us who don't do it all in four years?

1903
college shirt
pointsincase.com

"College will be the best four years of your life" is a phrase that we have all heard growing up. College is painted as a magical place to us while we are in high school. A place you go to learn, meet your best friends and probably have the time of your life while all of this is going down. Four whirlwind years, where everything that you've known changes and you start to learn what it means to live on your own, have a job, etc. But what about those of us who don't do this all in four years? Major changes, hard courses, switching schools, career paths changing, these are just a handful of factors that could extend your four years to five, six or seven. There is nothing wrong with taking extra time to graduate, but returning as a fifth-year is a little different. Most of your best friends have most likely graduated and moved and while you may be one of the oldest undergraduates on campus, you might feel as awkward as a freshmen. A world that became home and comfortable to you is still there but it's slightly different than you've known it to be and you have to find a groove to fall into. These are thoughts you'll have as you look ahead to returning to your college campus, with a victory lap planned.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments