I have been so blessed to have the opportunity to work with kids for several years now. Whether it is working in a toy store, teaching dance classes, or even just babysitting, they always have a one-liner to brighten your day. Here are some of the things I have learned from children, told through their words of wisdom.
1. It is important to be brutally honest.
“Ms. Ashley, do you have a boyfriend? Because if you don’t, you really should think about finding one somewhere…(she sighs). You definitely need one.” – Olivia, age 4
2. Always check that your facts are right.
“No, no, no! You have it all wrong! The Civil War was when Columbus taught the Indians table manners!!” – Julia, age 7
3. Life goes on.
“Ms. Ashley, you have to remember that we are all just flesh.” – Alexis, age 5
4. It is important to be realistic.
In response to a sarcastic comment I made: “Wait, so do you really not know what your last name is? How did you make it through high school?” – Claudia, age 10
5. Sincere compliments are always appreciated.
“Ms. Ashley, your face is so pretty. It reminds me of my dog. She’s a pug!!” – Mia, age 3
6. Always shave your legs.
“I reaalllly like your legs Ms. Ashley. They are nice and furry.” – Lily, age 6
7. Look for the positives in life.
Me: “What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?”
Ella (age 4): “Purple.”
Me: “What kind of flavor is purple?”
Ella: “The best kind!”
8. Don’t let the haters bring you down.
“Who matters?” – Allie, age 5
9. Life could be worse.
“Ms. Ashley, your butt is sooo much smaller than my mom’s.” – Sophie, age 7
10. Safety should be your top priority.
in regards to the faucet in a bathtub: “No, Ashley, this is the fire alarm. You have to use it every time there is a fire in the bathtub just in case.” – Cadence, age 3
11. It’s okay to be indecisive.
“I don’t care what I want!” – Alexandra, age 4
12. Dream Big.
“When I grow up, Ms. Ashley, I am going to be a professional skipper. I’m really good at it.” – Mireya, age 5
13. It is important to accept your shortcomings.
“Ashley, I like your Stegosaurus and that is a really nice tree, but you have to understand that those kinds of trees didn’t exist during the Jurassic period.” – Ryder, age 5
14. Work hard, play hard.
“Yeah my dad goes to work so that he can pay for me to go to the beach.” – Henry, age 5
“The soul is healed by being with children.”
-Fyodor Dostoyevsky
