It's the middle of summer, which means in most places, it is unbearably hot. With unbearable heat inevitably comes lots of sweat. If you're anything like me, you sweat an unreasonable amount. You're not one of those girls who “doesn't sweat, but sparkle." Rivers of sweat run off your body. Here are 14 things you know to be true if you're a girl who sweats a lot.
1. When someone compliments your highlighter and you're like “lol thanks, it's sweat."
2. You have more zits now than you did in your freshman year school picture.
Clogged pores are no joke.
3. The day you discovered setting spray was arguably one of the best days of your life.
Now you don't have makeup rivers coursing down your face. (Pro tip: NYX is an affordable brand that works incredibly well.)
4. You use men's or prescription strength deodorant because Secret Cocoa Butter Kiss ain't cutting it for you.
5. If you even attempt to work out, it will end with you drowning in sweat.
6. You've heard of the milk mustache. Now get ready for the sweat mustache.
7. You should probably just invest in stock in the blotting paper industry considering all the blotting papers you go through.
And if you don't have them available, any sort of semi-absorbent material will do to help rid your face of its unseemly sheen.
8. You try to tell yourself that you're sweating because you're very well hydrated, but you know you're just lying to yourself.
9. Unsticking your thighs from vinyl or leather chairs is just another hobby of yours.
10. You know ALL the secrets to preventing your thighs from chafing.
(Pro tip: apply deodorant where your thighs rub together.)
11. Your hair gets so greasy that not even dry shampoo can save you.
But you use it anyways, because what's the point of washing your hair when it's just gonna be a greasy, sweaty, gross mess in a matter of minutes again anyways.
12. Your one hairstyle during the summer is the Messy Bun™.
13. Boob sweat is real.
Boob sweat is the worst.
14. You've learned to embrace it.
Well, kinda. You've learned to laugh about it, which I suppose could be considered embracing it.
