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14 Things Crazy Cat Ladies Do

How crazy are you?

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14 Things Crazy Cat Ladies Do
Krysten Merriman

Are you wondering if you could be considered a crazy cat lady? Check out the 14 characteristics below to see if you have crazy cat lady tendencies!

1. You refer to your cats as your babies because they essentially are. You have to feed them, love them and clean up after them just like human babies.

2. You get offended when someone says they aren't a fan of cats because how could someone even exist without loving cats

3. You compare cat litters to see which one clumps the best, but also reduces cat box odor. I've found that the Costco brand cat litter is pretty stellar!

4. You feed your cats only the best cat food they can find. I don't care if it costs $30 for a 10 pound bag ... that's what my babies are getting.

5. Hearing a crash in the other room and wondering what your cats just broke. It was that really cute lamp that you just got.


6. "Stop it!" "No!" "Bad kitty!" is yelled at least 10 times a day. Possibly even more.

7. You meow back to your cats because that's obviously the best way to communicate with them.

8. You rub your face on their cat faces so they know that you love them.

9. Pretending to purr to let them know that you're happy as well.

10. You also have a first aid kit dedicated to treating cat scratches.

11. Trying to calculate how many cats you could really fit in your one bedroom apartment. The more the merrier, right?

12. Waking up to cat toys and cats in your bed is completely normal.

13. Wanting to strangle your cats because of all the furniture or other valuables that they have broken or ruined.


14. Looking at your cats even after they've done something bad and still loving them.

So how many of those have you done? Check out the rating system below and share how crazy of a cat lady you are with your friends.

1-5 Crazy Cat Lady In Training: You've just started becoming or accepting that you're a crazy cat lady.

6-10 Moderately Crazy Cat Lady: Just add a couple more cats and 2 more litter boxes and you'll hit the next level.

11-14 Official Crazy Cat Lady: Own it!

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