We have finally hit that time of year! Not the holiday season -- the Christmas season. The day after Halloween, you started playing "All I Want for Christmas." You are practically are Mariah Carey every time you blast it in your car. To some people, your love of Christmas is excessive. To us Christmas addicts, the two months of Christmas is never enough. So with that being said, we have to unite this Christmas. Here are some problems all Christmas addicts can relate to.
1. You get overly excited when stores begin carrying Christmas items.
Halloween and Thanksgiving decorations are all right. It makes your day to see stores begin to rack up the Christmas decorations. The best time of year is after-Christmas sales when you clear the aisles of all the Christmas decorations for your stock next year.
2. When you see Santa, you low-key want to sit in his lap.
Santa is your role model. He works 24/7 all year round and you only see him in the malls one time a year. Low-key you want to tell Santa what you want this year. It’s OK, we all know.
3. You watch "Elf" on repeat until Christmas.
"Elf" is a Christmas classic. If you are not watching it on repeat, then you are doing it wrong.
4. You blast Christmas carols every time you get in your car.
5. You got mad singing skills to "You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch."
Your impression of this song is better than anyone you know. You give every lyric your full force. If you are not giving it you all, then you are a rotten banana with a greasy black peel.
6. Your ugly Christmas sweater game is too hard.
You have walked up and down Goodwill’s aisles to find the most rockin’ ugly Christmas sweater. Every ugly Christmas sweater you see, you have to one-up. The minute you find the right one, you order or buy. There is no competition when it comes to ugly Christmas sweaters.
7. You know Freeform’s "12 Day of Christmas" schedule like the back of your hand.
From classic movies, to modern Christmas movies, you have seen it all. You are ready to recite each line of every movie if needed to add emphasis.
8. Who cares about Pumpkin Spice this and that? Peppermint is the true favor of the holiday.
There is such a rage about Pumpkin Spice Lattes. But Peppermint Lattes are like a hug within a drink. The warmth of the holiday is contained within peppermint.
9. You have been making plans for your Christmas holiday since last year.
Now, you are actually adding dates to your plans.
10. Your diet consists of candy canes, gingerbread and egg nog.
There is no shame. If you aren’t eating pure sugar, the entire holiday that explains why Christmas isn’t your favorite holiday.
11. You always bring the best gifts to Secret Santa.
From all the "Santa Claus" movies, you have perfect the act of giving gifts… and maybe even making them.
12. You have gotten into a few arguments in your life about the best holiday.
It’s Christmas, duh? If not, you sit on a Throne of Lies.
13. It’s not winter break.
It is Christmas break and it can never come fast enough.
14. You are never ready of Christmas to end.
Enough said.
