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14 Signs You're Inevitably A Basic Bitch

"Ugh, as if!" - Cher Horowitz, Clueless

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We all are familiar with the slang term basic bitch, a phrase used today that typically describes a girl who enjoys mainstream things. Whether it's media or merchandise, they constantly are consuming and blasting it all over their social networking sites. Now, there definitely are different sensitivities to the phrase basic bitch: some basics are in complete denial of their diagnosis, some are oblivious of how they are publicly displaying their basic selves, and some just downright embrace it. We subconsciously drop the phrase “basic bitch” because realistically, the likelihood of every other girl doing the same exact thing as them is very high — being a basic bitch is not just a hobby, it simply is a lifestyle. Basic bitches are not hard to point out, chances are you’re probably sitting next to one right now. This is an evolution of the basic bitches, and the population is increasing every time you refresh social media. Before you tag your basic bitch best friend, let's see if they satisfy these qualifications...who knows, maybe even you will!

1. Your go-to pose for all photos is the hand on hip

2. You always Snapchat your coffee, especially when there is a leaf design on top

3. You own one of those tops that tie in the front like a shoelace

4. You pregame to "679" by Fetty Wap before you hit the frats

5. You drag yourself to hungover brunch with your friends to find out what the hell actually happened last night


6. You Snapchat the sunset on a regular basis

7. You are a huge Taylor Swift fan and proudly know every one of her songs

8. You always give dramatic hugs goodbye to your friends

9. You tune-in to watch The Bachelor every week


10. You are constantly taking selfies

11. You try to convince yourself, and everyone, that you can twerk

12. You always ask what the Wifi password is wherever you go

13. You can’t leave the house without your Ray Bans

14. You always make friends with your Uber driver

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