She is fast on her toes and has a response for everything. Kourtney Kardashian is many things; beautiful, independent, a strong mother, but most of all she is the queen of one-liners. Here are a few of her most famous one-liners and hopefully you laugh as hard as I did at them!

1. "I'm
like a self-taught genius."

2. "Thank god I have no friends."

3. "We’re bringing sexy back."
4. "Everyone is literally being so rude right now."
5. "Drunk slob kabobs."
6. "What a little whore."
7. "You are so annoying."

8. "Oh my god get over yourself."
9. "Probably not."
10. "Honey, I could care less."
11. "It is on, bitches."

12. "YOLO."

13. "I
would rather die."
14. "I am so hungry."




































