If you've ever said to a big-chested girl, "OMG, you are so lucky," let me just tell you something: WE ARE FAR FROM LUCKY. Everyday there is a constant struggle we have to face. So what you might think is a "blessing," we think of as a CURSE. Here are just a few problems us big-chested girls have to face daily:
1. BRAS.
It is nearly impossible to find a bra true to your actual size in stores. Yes, you can get a "bra fitting" at lingerie stores. Will the bra actually fit? NO. You'll probably have to result to buying bras online. Say goodbye to ALL of your money because bigger bras are expensive AF.
2. BATHING SUITS.
Summer time? Yay! Trying to find a bathing suit that will support and cover your boobs? LOL good luck. Like the bras, you will NEVER find a bathing suit top in stores to keep your boobs from falling out.
3. RUNNING.
HA. No thanks I'd rather not let everyone see THAT sight. Wearing 2 or more sports bras still can't control the bounce. You'll probably have to result to holding them the entire time.
4. BUTTON-UP SHIRTS.
When you find a really cute flannel or button-up and everything is going great, until you feel a little brush of air near your boobs and realize the GAP is there. I HATE THE GAP.
5. CLEAVAGE...ALL THE TIME.
No matter what you're wearing, your boobs will make themselves known. Oh, and when you try to eat something, probably half of it will end up down your shirt.
6. TRYING TO WEAR CUTE CLOTHES.
Oh, what are these "bralettes" you speak of? Oh, "built-in-bras"? YEAH OKAY. And when your friend offers to let you borrow this cute dress that would look perfect on you but she's like a size C. And when you find an outfit that looks great on you but your boobs are hanging out.
7. BEING TOLD TO "PUT YOUR BOOBS AWAY."
Trust me when I say....I WOULD IF I COULD.
8. UNDERWIRES.
Thank you, underwires, for supporting my boobs. No thank you, underwires, for the PAIN YOU CAUSE ME.
9. QUADRABOOBS.
Oh, what are quadraboobs you ask? Think of when you're wearing a bra that "is your true size" and you look down and half of your boob is squeezed out because THEY'RE TOO BIG TO FIT IN THE BRA. Please refer to the picture below for further details.
10. BACK AND NECK PROBLEMS.
Carrying the heavy load will make your neck and back HATE you.
11. LYING ON YOUR STOMACH.
It's like your boobs NEED their own personal hole to sink into in order to be the least bit comfortable.
12. LYING ON YOUR BACK.
Oops, lost my line of vision because my BOOBS got in the way.
13. PERMANENT SHOULDER MARKS.
Your poor shoulders... your bra marks will forever be engraved on them.
14. HAVING TO ADJUST YOURSELF EVERY 5 MINUTES.
Don't mind me, just making sure my ladies don't pop out AGAIN.
