In college you learn a lot. Going out to parties you witness a ton of drunk people doing drunk things, and you start to notice a trend. There are thirteen categories that drunk girls can be grouped into or even a mixture of multiple categories. Which one are you?
1. The One-Sipper
There's the one girl that can have one drink and be done for for the entire night. Everyone is jealous because the One-Sipper only has to buy one drink in comparison to most other people.
2. The Clutz
This is the girl who falls down stairs with no warning and always gets unexplained bruises the next morning after a rough night. The Clutz trips over nothing and needs to be wrapped in bubble wrap before going out.
3. The "I'm Not That Drunk" One
This is the girl who thinks she is pulling off the sober look. She can walk in a straight line and touch her nose all night long proving that she is not as drunk as everyone thinks.
4. The Wanderer
The Wanderer disappears all of the time. You will turn your back for a second and then realize she's gone the next.
5. The Shrieker
When she sees her friends the loud, annoying sound that comes out of her mouth is worthy of glass-shattering. What's even worse? Her friends chime in and you've never heard a worse sound in your life.
6. The Dancer
Every song that comes on is "her song." She will not stop dancing the entire night leaving you wondering how her feet aren't hurting.
7. The DJ
The DJ's favorite phrase is, "Hand me the aux cord." She loves to turn up and get everyone pumped.
8. The Crier
She is over-emotional every time you go out. She cries about literally everything from a break up from six years ago to being so excited when her best friend finally arrives at the party.
9. The Anytime Drinker
This girl lives by the phrase, "It's five o'clock somewhere." She will drink at 9 am or 4 am. She never lets the time of day stop her from bellying up to the bar.
10. The Flirt
The Flirt sees boys and goes crazy. She will wiggle her way over to a group of boys and get all of their numbers. She is the one that you want to be best friends with because she will always be able to flirt her way into getting you two free drinks.
11. The "I Don't Give a F*uck" Girl
She doesn't care about anything and will be down to do anything at any time. She is sassy and will let you know exactly what she is thinking.
12. The Druggie
This girl will ask all over for some sort of drug and will happily mix alcohol and drugs every Friday-Sunday. The frats end up knowing her and have things set aside for her every night.
13. The One Who Gets Around
This is the girl who goes out and plans on going home with a guy. She has hookup stories to share after every weekend.
