To be quite honest, we all have days when everyone around us is incompetent and life is a losing game. I'm not saying that in this case you always have to look for the positive. Our favorite sassy paper salesman is the best expert in keepin' it real in the face of annoyance and letting his grumpiness steal the show. Let's review some one Stanley's greatest Stanley-isms.
1. When Stanley expressed his innermost desires to be picked for a jury.
2. When Stanley discovered espresso, thus being able to forego his usual afternoon nap at work.
3. The time that he preemptively took a shot of insulin in anticipation of eating cake and almost caused an overdose for the sake of birthdays.
4. The day that Dwight started issuing his own currency as an incentive for good work, and Stanley was not having any of it.
5. When Michael fake fired Stanley, provoking him to share his true feelings about Michael's management abilities.
6.The fact that pretzels bring Stanley as much joy as they do. The magic of a break in monotony is not lost on Mr. Hudson.
7. The morning that the Dundee Award nominations came out and Stanley did not appreciate being woken up in his own home to be told the happy news.
8. Every time anyone ever tried to inform him of something not pertinent to his well-being.
9. When in Florida, he passed on to Jim some pithy advice on living the good life.
10. The time that Stanley informed us all that when he's at home at night in his own house, in his sweats, drinkin' some red wine, watchin' his mystery stories, the last thing in the whole godforsaken world he wants to hear is the voice of Michael Scott.
11. The infamous day that Stanley became guilt-stricken when news of his affair with his nurse became public.
12. When Stanley scared the living daylights out of Ryan by berating him for getting too close to his daughter Melissa.
13. Lastly, when he pointed out the painfully obvious in order to inform his colleagues. Classic Stanley.

God bless you Stanley. I aspire to be like you.

































