1. Here comes the scantron. I am a capable student. I can do this.

2. Smile and say thank you to the professor when she hands you the final as if this is something you want to do.

3. Wow, that is thick. I need to vomit.

4. I don't know the first question. Oh dear. Take deep breaths.

5. How is that girl already on the essay portion? She must be quick at filling in the tiny circles.

6. Oh, I made eye contact with the professor. Please don't look at me while I struggle. Have mercy on me.

7. I'll just skip the few that I don't know.

8. Well, I have successfully skipped twelve questions so that makes me confident.

9. When in doubt, choose all the above.

10. If I write more than necessary, will I look knowledgeable on the subject matter?

11. This question was misplaced. This has to be from another class. I have never learned this in my life.

12. I can't keep staring at the test. Turn it in. I will read it five more times and if the answer doesn't magically come to me, I will turn in it.

13. I'm going to go home and calculate what score I need to keep my grade. At least it's over.