I immediately regret leaving my bed.
I can just turn around now, it’s not too late.
OK, just keep walking. You can do this.
Did I forget deodorant? I totally forgot deodorant.
Do I say hi to this person? Maybe I’ll just wait for them to say hi.
I’m so awkward.
I wear sweatpants so much; this isn’t even considered bumming it anymore.
Of course I see every attractive person I know when I look like this.
Could this walk be any longer? Let me know.
Class hasn’t even started yet, and I already want to go home.