13 Thoughts While Walking To Class

I immediately regret leaving my bed.

I can just turn around now, it’s not too late.

OK, just keep walking. You can do this.

Did I forget deodorant? I totally forgot deodorant.

Do I say hi to this person? Maybe I’ll just wait for them to say hi.

I’m so awkward.

Do I have enough time to get coffee? Who am I kidding? There’s always enough time for coffee.

I wear sweatpants so much; this isn’t even considered bumming it anymore.

Of course I see every attractive person I know when I look like this.

Could this walk be any longer? Let me know.

Class hasn’t even started yet, and I already want to go home.