Being a college student means free access to your college's gym. Everyone says they'll make time to start working out in college, but then there's people like me who step into the gym and instantly regret all decisions they've ever made because now they have to try and look like they know what they're doing.
1. What does that machine even do?
Does it work out your arms? Butt? Back? Legs? I don't know, and I'm certainly not going to try and find out
2. Does just getting on the elliptical count as a workout?
It definitely feels like it.
3. Wearing a cute outfit makes me look like I know what I'm doing, right?
I'm obviously going to go buy some cute new cropped leggings.
4. Working out is definitely an excuse to buy new running shoes.
Yes, I do need a pair of Nike Frees in every color. No, I don't have a problem.
5. Should I have stretched before this?
Oh well, too late now.
6. I need to take a selfie to prove I actually worked out.
Did you really go to the gym if you didn't take a selfie?
7. Can these people tell I have no idea what I'm doing?
I should just stick to the elliptical.
8. Maybe if I put headphones in they'll stop looking at me.
Probably not though.
9. Is Taylor Swift acceptable workout music?
Maybe not the "Fearless" album, but definitely "1989".
10. Please don't let me fall off this treadmill.
I'd rather not recreate Taylor's Apple Music ad.
11. I've never sweat this bad before.
I've been on the treadmill for 4 minutes, and I'm walking!
12. *Works out for 8 minutes* *Checks for muscles*
13. I'd rather be in bed.
It counts!