The early 2000s brought about many promising fashion trends that a decade later are making a comeback. Scrunchies, crop-tops and small-framed sunglasses are among the few that agreeably we look forward to welcoming back with open arms.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's love for low-rise jeans, however, will not be welcomed in 2018.

In fact, I'm so opposed to the trend's return that I made a list of 13 things I'd rather do than ever be forced to style an outfit with low-rise jeans again in my life.

1. Wear adult braces for the rest of my life.

2. Listen to Shake It Off by Taylor Swift non-stop for 72-hours.

After three times in a row, I already need an Advil.

3. Be forced to live life like a vampire, drinking blood and burning in the sun, without the immortality component.

4. Go through life never being able to see the last ten minutes of any movie I watch.

5. Be a muggle in a world in which Harry Potter exists.

6. Have to introduce myself to everyone as my first ever email address.

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7. Be forced to make lists that I can never cross off finished tasks from.

My skin crawls just thinking about this.

8. Never feel clean after a shower.

9. Be rejected by every cute dog I try to pet.

10. Make pig noises in place of every time I laugh.

11. Be forced to take the LSAT once a year for the rest of my life but never know what score I got.

12. Wake up speaking a different language each day, never being able to predict which one.

13. Constantly have to speak everything I'm thinking.

Just no.