If you're anything like me, your major is what you find most interesting and what you spend the majority of your time studying. But is it possible to infer someone's major while at a party? Here is a brief list of statements that undoubtedly "give away" one's major on the weekends.
1. Journalism: "Wait, can I quote you on that?"
2. English: "What am I going to do with my major? Well, first, I'm going to drink this glass of wine. Then possibly another glass of wine."Â
3. Math: "The girl to guy ratio at this party is prime."Â
4. Undecided: "So, should I order whiskey? Vodka? Tequila? Ugh, I don't know, just give me a shot of something."
5. History: "Did you know...?! (insert random historical fact here)"Â
6. Education: "After this round, I'm cutting all of you off."
7. Bio/Chem: "My GPA is drowning. I shouldn't be here. I should be studying for the MCAT."
8. Business: "He writes his cover letters in comic sans. He's not relationship material."
9. Psychology: "I was going to talk to him but I was getting a really cold vibe earlier from his body language."
10. Economics: "Well I ate and drank earlier because this bar is really expensive" (recites an account of how they've been saving).
11. Physics: "This is actually the first time I've been out all semester."
12. Communications: Doesn't say much for most of the evening, because he/she can't put their phone down, ever.Â
13. Political Science: They're off somewhere debating something with someone.



















