13 People EVERYONE Knows In College As 'The Office' Halloween Costumes

13 People EVERYONE Knows In College As 'The Office' Halloween Costumes

These are all oddly specific, but you still know them.

With a cast of some of the most unrelatable characters in the world, "The Office" is one of the most relatable shows that has ever been. While their exceptional work ethic and positive attitudes about their careers are what they are truly known for, sometimes they could throw together a pretty solid Halloween costume. But they may have looked very familiar on-screen, because you've probably seen them on your campus, too.

1. 3 Hole Punch Jim

3 hole punch Jim is a classic "I'm too cool for Halloween" costume, which would also look great on that frat guy who is NOT too cool for salmon shorts and boat shoes but IS too cool for Halloween. He'd definitely slap 3 black circles on his shirt and call it a day.

2. The Joker (Creed, Kevin and Dwight's adaptation)

Ah, the costume that is overdone after a movie comes out... A perfect look for that girl that everyone thinks is so great and funny but you've never totally got it but don't really have any real reason to dislike her. Unoriginal seems like her style.

3. A Kitten (NOT a cat)

An unoriginal take on an unoriginal costume? Sounds like that one girl who always posts very basic captions on her Instagram photos but all of her sisters comment 'omg caption' with a fire emoji on the photo. (You just thought of someone, didn't you?)

4. Dave

Throwing together a non-costume costume at the last minute sounds like a job for that guy who always pulls out one earbud to whisper to you "did we have homework?" while sitting in a class that starts in 3 minutes that you definitely did have homework in. A costume thrown together 10 minutes before the party is certainly all up his alley.

5. Raggedy Ann

This costume would definitely go to that person in your class that always makes really prime jokes that everyone laughs at that you want to be friends with but don't know how to initiate it. They aren't going too sexy or scary for Halloween, but just having fun. CLASSIC.

6. Sarah Palin with ax

This would most likely be worn by your friendly campus vegan liberal with at least 3 pieces of Hillary Clinton apparel that is worn on a regular basis. Yes, I know Sarah Palin is conservative, but Oscar didn't dress up as a democratic woman in power, so we had to work with what we got.

7. Lady Gaga

Ah, yes, the perfect costume for that guy that you start pre-cringing before he even starts speaking in class because you just know that it is going to make you uncomfortable. Whether it is a bad joke that flops or some commentary no one agrees with, he makes you just as uncomfortable as you were watching Gabe in this costume.

8. Hot Nurse

Angela as the Hot Nurse is kind of like that really Christian girl who is very religious but like, only 85% of the time. Most of the time, she's kindly spreading the word of God around, but sometimes she's dropping it low at the bar and you're like, "wait, is that MARTHA?!"

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9. Trio Skeleton

The Toby, Kelly and Gabe trio costume is very similar to those 3 girls you have never seen together before in person or on Instagram, but then post together with the term "best friends" and you stalk each of their accounts back 97 weeks to see how they even know each other.

10. Charlie Chaplain (Hitler)

This guy seems like a closely related cousin to Lady Gaga, but not so. This costume is for that guy who always makes jokes that flop and commentary that isn't laughed at, but it's actually because the comedy is over their heads and like, 3 actually funny people typically laugh while nobody else does. The 3 of us would have understood it was Charlie Chaplain, Pam.

11. Carrie Bradshaw

This Sex And The City costume seems very fitting for that girl who has her own blog and always posts about it on Facebook and her older relatives always comment about how great it is but there's always a ton of typos and it really isn't that good at all. (I know this is very specific, but we all know one of these, right?)

12. Hobo

This is that person who says and posts things that immediately make you think, "wait, is that totally offensive or am I being too hard on them?" every single time they post. Seems like somebody who would turn a homeless person into a Halloween costume.

13. 2-Headed Michael

A costume dedicated to making MORE of yourself would be that person who somehow always reroutes conversations to be about them no matter what you are talking about, and you can tell they don't realize they're doing it but it is still very annoying. (You know. Like Michael Scott.)

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31 Reasons Why I Would NEVER Watch Season 2 Of '13 Reasons Why'

It does not effectively address mental illness, which is a major factor in suicide.

When I first started watching "13 Reasons Why" I was excited. I had struggled with depression and suicidal thoughts for a long time and thought this show would be bringing light to those issues. Instead, it triggered my feelings that I had suppressed.

With season two coming out soon, I have made up my mind that I am NEVER watching it, and here is why:

1. This show simplifies suicide as being a result of bullying, sexual assault, etc. when the issue is extremely more complex.

2. It does not effectively address mental illness, which is a major factor in suicide.

3. The American Foundation of Suicide Prevention has guidelines on how to portray suicides in TV shows and movies without causing more suicides.

"13 Reasons Why" disregarded those guidelines by graphically showing Hannah slitting her wrists.

4. It is triggering to those who have tried to commit suicide in the past or that struggle with mental illness.

5. It glorifies suicide.

6. It does not offer healthy coping solutions with trauma and bullying.

The only "solution" offered is suicide, which as mentioned above, is glorified by the show.

7. This show portrays Hannah as dramatic and attention-seeking, which creates the stereotype that people with suicidal thoughts are dramatic and seeking attention.

8. Hannah makes Clay and other people feel guilty for her death, which is inconsiderate and rude and NOT something most people who commit suicide would actually do.

9. This show treats suicide as revenge.

In reality, suicide is the feeling of hopelessness and depression, and it's a personal decision.

10. Hannah blames everyone but herself for her death, but suicide is a choice made by people who commit it.

Yes, sexual assault and bullying can be a factor in suicidal thoughts, but committing suicide is completely in the hands of the individual.

11. Skye justifies self-harm by saying, "It's what you do instead of killing yourself."

12. Hannah's school counselor disregards the clear signs of her being suicidal, which is against the law and not something any professional would do.

13. The show is not realistic.

14. To be honest, I didn't even enjoy the acting.

15. The characters are underdeveloped.

16. "13 Reasons Why" alludes that Clay's love could have saved Hannah, which is also unrealistic.

17. There are unnecessary plot lines that don't even advance the main plot.

18. No one in the show deals with their problems.

They all push them off onto other people (which, by the way, is NOT HEALTHY!!!).

19. There is not at any point in the show encouragement that life after high school is better.

20. I find the show offensive to not only me, but also to everyone who has struggled with suicidal thoughts.

21. The show is gory and violent, and I don't like that kind of thing.

22. By watching the show, you basically get a step-by-step guide on how to commit suicide.

Which, again, is against guidelines set by The American Foundation of Suicide Prevention.

23. The show offers no resources for those who have similar issues to Hannah.

24. It is not healthy for me or anyone else to watch "13 Reasons Why."

25. Not only does the show glorify suicide, but it also glorifies self-harm as an alternative to suicide.

26. Other characters don't help Hannah when she reaches out to them, which could discourage viewers from reaching out.

27. Hannah doesn't leave a tape for her parents, and even though the tapes were mostly bad, I still think the show's writers should have included a goodbye to her parents.

28. It simplifies suicide.

29. The show is tactless, in my opinion.

30. I feel like the show writers did not do any research on the topic of suicide or mental illness, and "13 Reasons Why" suffered because of lack of research.

31. I will not be watching season two mostly because I am bitter about the tastelessness.

And I do not want there to be enough views for them to make a season three and impact even more people in a negative way.

If you or someone you know is contemplating suicide, call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-8255.
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7 Reasons To Get Excited For The Orlando Fringe Festival

Aside from the obvious draw of 100+ shows to choose from, there are so many more reasons to check it out.

The Orlando Fringe Festival is a two-week performing arts extravaganza featuring all kinds of acts from this city and others. It is also the longest-running theater festival in the United States, so it’s had plenty of time to get great. If you want the basics on how to attend, there is an article in the Orlando Sentinel that breaks it down for first-timers. But as we gear up for what is basically Coachella for theater nerds, here are just a few more things to get jazzed about.

1. You’ll finally be able to support your artist friends.

We all have that friend who is constantly involved in some sort of production. Of course you’d love to go and see them all, but who has the time? At Fringe, there are plenty of chances to see a show, since there are performances at many different times for two weeks. And if you have a lot of friends who are performers in Orlando, then I have good news! They will all be in the same place.

2. Two words: food trucks.

There is pretty much no other time when it is socially acceptable to eat a bunch of fried Oreos than at a carnival or at Fringe. Carnivals seem dangerous though, so you might as well just hang out at Fringe, where it’s safe.

3. There’s something for everyone.

Even if theater isn’t your thing, there are more than just a few alternative options available. You can also find concerts, stand up comedy, storytelling, and a whole lot of things that will make you say, “I didn’t know that was a thing."

4. This year, planning is easy.

In their 27th year, the Orlando Fringe has introduced a new way to plan which shows to see. The Fringe-o-Matic allows you to input the shows you’re interested in and create a personalized schedule so you can make it to (almost) all of them.

5. You’ll never have to travel far.

Most of the shows at Fringe are located in or around Loch Haven Park, and venues include the Orlando Shakespeare Theater, the Orlando Repertory Theatre and the Orlando Museum of Art. These are all within walking distance of each other, and are separated only by a parking lot (which, by the way, is free to use). The only other shows are BYOV, or Bring Your Own Venue, in multiple locations in Orlando.

6. It’s not just local acts.

Maybe if you’re an Orlando native, you’re a little tired of the local scene. This festival includes production companies from lots of other states and countries, so it’s a great opportunity to see fresh faces and shows that are the best of their respective locale.

7. Things will get weird.

Even if you’re a veteran Fringe-goer, you’re definitely in for a quite a few surprises. Last year, I saw a Canadian male burlesque troupe led by a Justin Trudeau impersonator (caution: link NSFW), and it wasn’t even the craziest thing that happened.

The Orlando Fringe Festival runs from May 15th to the 28th, so it’s right around the corner. It’s all happening so fast! But if you’re not hyped yet, maybe you should take a trip to the beer tent.

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