Where are all my top-heavy gurrrrlz?

1. Boob sweat.

This is the bane of our existence during this time of the year. You will make the mistake of wear that cute, tight tank top only to find a puddle of sweat soaking through after only an hour in the sun.

2. The camera can and will add 10 pounds.

We all know that Katy Perry is a bodacious Goddess but angles like this are unflattering on every busty girl. The amount of times that I have asked somebody to take my picture and immediately deleted it because it was shot from the middle of my HUGE chest and up is absurd. Anything shot from above the waist will cut off your curves and add weight.

3. Back pain.

Can I get a "Hell yeah!" from all my big-chested ladies with scoliosis? Seriously, how many times has somebody told you to stand up straight, and it literally hurt your entire upper back?

4. Running/Dancing/Jumping/Shimmying is dangerous.

If only we were all as graceful, and need I mention secure, as busty-goddess Kate Upton. Whether we're exercising and wearing two sports bras or dancing around with friends, we always need to check that our ladies are secure inside our bras or tops!

5. Shopping is the worst.

Okay, it is not the worst, but it is heartbreaking when you fall in love with a cute top or dress until you try it on, and you look like a circus tent. Seriously, flow-y shirts and cinched-waist dresses are no-no's unless you want to feel like a balloon.

6. Bra Shopping is Even Worse

First off, unless you are willing to pay $50 or more for one bra, then you are going to spend wayyyy too much time trying to find a cute bra that actually fits. Why don't any stores (other than Victoria's Secret) make cute, patterned bras in cup sizes bigger than C? No D+ available?? Home girl over here is on a budget!

Also, why are push-up bras even necessary for us? Don't even get me started on how badly I want to go braless during the summer. Unfortunately, the girls need support. Always.

7. Strapless shirts and dresses are out of the question.

These babies leave you pulling and lifting your girls up allllll day.

8. Accidentally looking slutty.
You can wear a perfectly appropriate, parent-approved V-neck and still be afraid that everybody is staring at your chest because, well, they probably are.

9. The usual comments.
If you are not wearing a baggy T-shirt or sweater, you probably hear this everyday:

• "Oh my God!!! Your boobs are sOoOoOo big!!"
• "Damn girl! I wish I had your boobs! SO Jealous!!"
• "Can you share!? I'll take some!"

10. They are constantly in the way.

How many things can I NOT knock over or run into today?

11. CRUMBS.

Nuff said.

12. The stares.

Yes, I caught you staring at my chest. No, I am not asking for your attention in this baggy t-shirt. No, you were not looking at my necklace. Yes, I will call you out if you're being a pig.

13. Feeling overweight.

I am 5-foot-7-inches tall and 135 pounds, I have the flattest butt in the world and I wear cup size 34D-34DD. Although I am thin, I can't help but think that the number on the scale would drastically change if I didn't have two boulders sitting on my chest. I know I am not the only girl that feels this way! It may be easy to feel overweight when you see the number on the scale, and even when you try to lose weight your breasts may get smaller or they may stay the same.

But, in the end, you have to love your body and alllllll of your voluptuous, curvalicious assets! Can I get an AMEN from all my top-heavy sisters out there?