Humans are a very animated species. We go through so many emotions and cycles every day that it's almost too ludicrous to fathom. You know what's more animated though? These sock puppets. They basically describe the story of your life with every accurately performed gif and nothing could be more perfect.
1. When people ask you stupid questions.
UM NO I OBVIOUSLY DON'T HAVE THE TIME FOR YOU SO PLEASE JUST STOP ASKING ME IF I KNOW THE BEST WAY TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR PET POTATO.
2. When people tell you to smile.
Excuse me but this is my face and I will do whatever I please with it. Thank you very much.
** *struts away with an even bigger grimace than before
3. When you get really excited about something and you try to contain your emotions but you can't.
"OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH."
*breathes*
"I'm good."
*Two seconds later*
" JUST KIDDING I'M TOTALLY NOT.
4. When you and your best friends are in public together
Basically every ounce of weirdness is unleashed into the world and none of y'all can keep it together because the world is your mother loving oyster.
5. Seeing attractive people
OH HI I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU THERE EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN MAKING AWKWARD EYE CONTACT WITH YOU FOR THE PAST 10 MINUTES.
6. When it's the weekend:
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss party.
Or just stay home and hide in the safety of your dark, cold bedroom. Depends on your mood, I guess.
7. Seeing people that you really don't like
Most likely an ex or that person that just decided to hate you one day. You smile, blow a kiss, and walk on, because you are a powerful human and you don't need no man (or woman).
8. When your favorite song comes on in the car
People in the cars next to you are staring and laughing but you could care less because there is no way to tame the diva dragon living inside you.
9. Pay day
Also known as THE BEST DAY EVER. That is, until you look at all of your bills and your grocery list. Then you cry. You cry a lot.
10. When you make a dad joke and wait for people to groan and sigh
Typically no one really understands it and you're left there to laugh by yourself because you thought it was clever. At least you think you're funny, right?
11. When you're getting your flirt on and it's actually working
THAT'S RIGHT WORK IT. WORK THOSE CURVES AND THAT ADORABLE SMILE AND WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR NOSE.
12. When your friends start to tell an embarrassing story about you in front of your crush
In such a delicate situation, it is best to utilize every ounce of friend telepathy and aggressive eye contact to get them to shut their trap before it's too late.
13. When everything in the world seems to be going perfectly right for a split second
You own the world. You own your life. YOU ARE A GREAT AND POWERFUL WARRIOR AND YOU WILL SUCCEED IN EVERYTHING YOU DO UNTIL YOU HAVE YOUR NEXT BREAKDOWN.
Now go kill it with life and remember to smile and acknowledge the fact that sock puppets have more in depth emotions than you.
