"The more people I meet the more I like my dog" should have been my senior quote in high school. However, this might only be because the dogs I've owned have without a doubt, been the best dogs to ever set foot on the planet, hands down, and I'm not even a little bias. Okay, maybe I'm a little biased...
Anyway, here are 13 signs that you you prefer the company of dogs over people. And if you're at all like me, each and every one of these could very easily be your personal creed.
1. You've canceled plans with humans so you can binge Netflix with your favorite pupper.
2. You're constantly showing everyone pictures of your dog.
HE'S JUST THAT CUTE AND DESERVES TO BE SEEN, OK??Good luck getting through an initial conversation with me without seeing at least three pictures of my dog. I'm sorry. I'm like a new mom who has a compulsive need to show everyone pictures of her baby except for dogs are much cuter. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
3. Your passenger seat religiously belongs to your furry friend.
Your human friends are more than welcome to tag along in the back seat. Oops.
4. Dealing with large amounts of people is an energy drain, but loads of puppies is your ideal day.
Interacting with large groups of people make me feel like I need a 10-hour nap, but my ideal life consists of owning and loving every dog I've ever seen. There's no way this is just a "me thing" ... be honest.
5. You take the time to stop and pet every dog you see.
People moving at a glacial pace on the street will drive you to true insanity, but you will gladly bring your agenda to a halt to pet any (and every) dog you see out for a walk.
6. You follow as many dogs on Instagram as you do people.
Go follow @boom_doggo. You won't regret it. (Okay this is a not so subtle plug for my dog's I
7. When you're at someone's house, the first thing you do is look for a dog.
Because why interact with humans when you can pet a dog?
8. You've considered licensing your dog as a therapy dog so you can take it everywhere.
Currently in this process just so I can get a puppy in my dorm without having to smuggle it in through my bag because I don't think that's safe or realistic... also, you'll always have a buddy for grocery runs so that's a plus!
9. If your dog falls asleep on you, you understand that getting up is out of the question.
Rule #1 as a dog owner: If the dog falls asleep on you, under NO CIRCUMSTANCES are you allowed to move until the dog wakes up.
If your human best friend falls asleep on you, you rarely hesitate before nudging them off into their own space but if your precious pupper falls asleep on you, God forbid you to move a muscle for fear of disturbing his angelic dreams of chasing tennis balls and squirrels in lush fields of green.
10. At friend's houses, you're commonly guilty of spending more time with their dog than with them.
Again, to my dear friends, I'm sorry. I truly cannot help it...
11. When friends visiting, you insist they greet your dog politely before they enter your home.
A nice smile and wave at the very least
12. Your tolerance for the idiocies of humans is outrageously low, but in your eyes, a dog can do no wrong.
13. You're happiest when your dog is happiest because dogs truly are man's best friend :')
