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13 Reasons Why Winifred Sanderson Is The Baddest Witch Of Halloween

It's Just A Bunch Of Hocus Pocus.

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13 Reasons Why Winifred Sanderson Is The Baddest Witch Of Halloween

Winifred Sanderson is undoubtably the baddest witch of Halloween. Here's why.


1. She had a Kylie Jenner pout before Kylie Jenner did.

No really, this is Winnie's signature look. And she's been rocking it since 1693. That's like 300 years before Kylizze was even born.


2. She had not one, but two groupies.

Ok, let's be honest here. Hocus Pocus is Winnie's show. Mary and Sarah are vital to the story of course, but they're really just there to support Winnie in her endeavors.


3. She knows how to turn people into cats.

A fantastic skill to have on your resume. And she literally only had to lift a finger to do it. Sorry, Binx!


4. She is always up for an impromptu musical number.

She put a spell on you, and now you're hers! But literally, she kills this performance. I Put A Spell On You is such a bop.


5. She is not a morning person and she isn't afraid to say it.

Waking up is the worst, and Winnie isn't afraid to say so. She accepts the beauty of the morning, but she really can't be bothered with it. She's too busy chasing after eternal youth. Same, girl.


6. She knows the value of a good eyebrow raise.

Obviously she's the biggest baddie in the room and she wants everyone to know it. That eyebrow raise though!


7. She has no problem being the center of attention.

Winnie has no problem being the center of attention. In fact, she embraces it! With her sister squad as her biggest fans, she makes sure all eyes are always on her.


8. She has a true appreciation for her academic endeavors.

Oh booooooooooook! Her one, true love. Her academia. Given, her book is a book of evil spells. But still, you have to appreciate a girl who puts her studies before everything else. Like any bad witch, Winnie has her $hit together and gets her studying done.


9. She has mastered the art of the facial expression.

It might even be her biggest and best weapon. Those facials have everyone running for the hills.


10. She doesn't put up with anybody's $hit.

Winnie doesn't put up with anyone's $hit. Not from her lovers, her sisters, and especially not tiny children like Dani Dennison.


11. She's the brains of the operation.

It's a good thing Sarah and Mary have Winnie. They'd be lost without her.


12. She can make green lightening come out of her hands.

It's a given that witches can make lightening come out of their hands. Duh. But Winnie's is green. Obviously, she does this is match her robes. You have to respect her commitment to her #look.


13. She is unapologetically evil.

No apologies here.

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