Going out can be a lot of fun if you're really into it. You have your friends, the right outfit and you're totally in the zone. Not to mention you have enough alcohol to even make a grown man cringe. You really can't imagine how anything could possibly go wrong.
Then, as your evening goes on, you remember how socially awkward you tend to be. Just like Dory from "Finding Nemo," sometimes you do things that are a bit odd....and people notice. No one knows what you're going to do next, but you know they are going to be around to watch.
It's okay though, because you know your friends will always accept you in all of your awkwardness and that's all that really matters. No matter how many times they witness you uncomfortably saying "it was nice to meet you" while shaking a guy's hand after making out.
Hey, with friends like these, who needs anemones?
1. So the night starts off with you being a bit forceful when asking your friends if they want to go out with you.
2. And even though they said yes just to get you to shut up, you're still like,
3. Then they ask you the game plan for the night and you realize you haven't even thought that far ahead yet.
4. But once you start to pregame, you decide to just wing it.
5. Then a cute guy walks up to introduce himself and you respond with complete word vomit.
5. Next thing you know you spot your evil ex-roommate and you really gotta get out of there.
6. Luckily, you mastered the art of maneuvering around a crowded room.
7. But before you leave to go somewhere else, you make sure you have you exit buddy safely by your side (willingly or not).
8. When you walk into the next party, you confidently start singing the song that's playing....when the music stops.
9. As the night goes on, no one is really surprised that you've somehow injured yourself.
10. But when you fall trying to climb a table to dance on, your friends are just like,
11. Next, they tell you it's time to go home and you don't understand how anyone could be that cruel.
12. But then one of them offers to buy pizza and you just can't stop yourself from jumping with joy.
13. Finally, the next morning when your friends try to reminiscence on all the stupid stuff you did the night before, you find a way to play it cool.
Make sure to check out the first teaser trailer for Finding Dory here. We have to wait until June 2016 for it to come out and if that doesn't make you want to take a bottle to the face, I question your sanity. It's not like we've already waited 12 years or anything.
