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13 of the Craziest Quotes in Bachelor/Bachelortte History

And you thought Chad was bad

Ashley Anthony
Jul 04, 2016
University of Delaware
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13 of the Craziest Quotes in Bachelor/Bachelortte History

We, viewers, don't know what it is about ABC's "most dramatic" dating show on television that brings out the most confusing, blunt, and downright weird quotes out of the contestants looking for love. Here's a walk back into The Bachelor/Bachelorette's hall of fame for the crazies quotes.

1. "I apologize for nothing. I'm sorry for being awesome." — Ryan M., Kaitlyn Bristowe's season of The Bachelorette

2. "I feel like I stuck my finger in the light socket. It's been a long time since I felt like this." — Nikki, Juan Pablo's season of The Bachelor

3. "I would literally rather be like, swimming in pee than trying to plan a wedding with her." — Bentley, Ashley Hebert's season of The Bachelorette

4. "I'm at an unfair advantage because I've stalked you online for the last two months." — Lauren R., Ben Higgin's season of The Bachelor

5. "I have a ring here in my pocket and I'm not going to use it. I'm not 100 percent sure that I want to propose to you, but at the same time, I'm 100 percent sure that I don't want to let you go. I like you a lot." — Juan Pablo, his own season of The Bachelor

6. "I know your name is Chris, I know you're a farmer, and you can plow the f--k out of my field any day." — Kaitlyn Bristowe, Chris Soule's season of The Bachelor

7. "I feel like the energy from Britt's [voting] box was pulsating." — Tony the Healer, Kaitlyn Bristowe's season of The Bachelorette

8. "Isn't my story amazing? It's tragic, but amazing. I love my story." — Kelsey, Chris Soule's season of The Bachelor

9. "Nice to meet you. Wanna hug? Wanna make out?" — Charlie, his own season of The Bachelor

10. "I hope I'm a sight for sore eyes because after the date with Elyse his eyes are probably pretty sore." — Courtney, Ben Flajnik's season of The Bachelor

11. "I'm not afraid of 25 guys. I've killed a bear." — Kyle, Ali Fedotowsky's season of The Bachelorette

12. "Who do you think is getting a rose? Oh I don't know, maybe an angel." — Ashley S., Chris Soule's season of The Bachelor

13. "I'm going to have some protein shakes, keep working out, keep eating food, and continue to do what I do. And at the end of the day, I'm going to get the girl." — Chad, Jojo's season of The Bachelorette

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