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12 Ways to Avoid Someone On The Quad

Now you can do more than just dive into bushes to avoid people.

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12 Ways to Avoid Someone On The Quad
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I am the master at dodging people, not only on campus but in life in general. If you're anything like me, then you have a list of people that you will literally dive into bushes to avoid seeing. For various reasons, this little list of mine has recently grown quite long; it now encompasses members of various sporting organizations, fraternities, sororities, faculty members and even a couple of the cooks at Marketplace. It is not that I necessarily have bad blood with any of these people, it's just that my awkward inner-self doesn't know how to handle confrontation. Here are some ways to avoid those people on your own list.

1. Go incognito:

Nothing lets you fly under the radar better than an oversized hoodie and some mirrored sunglasses. Who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell.

2. Hide on a bus.

Unfortunately, I have to admit that I have gotten on a random bus to avoid walking past someone. Needless to say, it made for an extraordinarily long walk home.

3. Invest in a good baseball cap.


What better way to hide than under a nice hat? Added bonus: you show your team spirit.

4. Turn around.


Swerve.

5. Pretend like you're on the phone.

My own personal favorite.

6. Stop and tie your shoe.

7. Drop something.

This is especially helpful if you're sans shoelaces.

8. Go into the nearest building.

See someone coming in the distance? Good thing that that building is right next to you.

9. Hide in the bushes.

Just make sure that they aren't the thorny bushes because those are uncomfortable.

10. Quickly find someone to talk to.

Anyone can be your friend if you're desperate enough.

11. Run.

Sprint by them super fast and maybe they won't even see you.

12. Stare at your phone.

And, for the love of God, do not look up under any circumstances.



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