As the cold weather rolls in, it reminds us that Fall is here. Cue the pumpkin spice everything, the over-sized sweaters, and flannels. But this also means that Halloween is almost here. Halloween is a day where you can really express yourself and be anyone for a day.
But when I look down the aisles of the pop-up Halloween stores, the only options for women are outrageously sexy and it is getting out of hand.
They have sexy grapes, sexy sriracha, even sexy baby costumes. They are tight, short, and look horribly uncomfortable. There will always be the sexy nurse and sexy cat costumes, but with every year they introduce more and more just plain weird sexy costumes. These costumes are sexy just for the sake of being sexy, but some of the concepts are so odd they totally missed the mark. Enjoy these 12 unnecessarily sexy Halloween costumes.
1. Sexy Sesame Street
Tainting my cherished childhood memories one midriff at a time.
2. Sexy Stranger Things Costume
This is supposed to be Eleven from 'Stranger Things' and it's just unsettling to look at. I hate to ask, but can we please stop sexualizing children?
3. Sexy Donald Trump
We can pretend that this costume didn't happen along with the election.
4. Playful PussyCat Costume
This is a whole other level to the sexy cat costume. You can't just put a cat face on a bodysuit and say you're a cat, right?
5. Eat Me Alice Costume
This is supposed to be Alice from Wonderland. It's ok I don't see it either..
6. Sexy Scooby Doo
Ruh-roh raggy looks like they tried to make a sexy dog costume. Are none of my childhood memories safe?
7. Shower
The rubber duckie corsage really brings this look together.
8. Big Bad Wolf Costume
If you felt like something was missing from this costume, don't worry! The costume comes complete with a tail.
9. Shrek Costume
The sexy Shrek costumes completely contradict one of the main points of the movie. And it is only made worse when you see the male and female Shrek costumes side by side.
10. Dorothy Costume
We're definitely not in Kansas anymore.
11. Sexy Rainbow
I never thought I'd see the day we sexualized the rainbow. My only question is why?
12. Corn Cob
This one is just funny.