Throughout my three years of college, I would like to say that I have been to many eclectic, strange, and fun parties.
The process of getting ready, picking out that perfect outfit and makeup, and getting friends together and pre-gaming before the actual party is so much fun. However, we all see different types of girls at parties that fit into the many different stereotypes of girls. Here are 12 types of girls that everyone has seen at least once in their partying lifetime.
1. The Girl Whose Face Is Always Beat.
We all know that one girl (usually a freshman or an a self proclaimed makeup artist) who will go the whole nine yards to have some bomb makeup. Her cheeks will be contoured and chiseled to perfection, she'll have some thick and carved out eyeliner on, and her fake lashes will be all the way up to Jesus. We are always envious of this girl who has put so much time into her beautiful makeup, but we're also a little annoyed that she makes the rest of us look bad.
2. The Senior Who's Given Up & Doesn't Wear Makeup.
These are the girls who are far along in their college careers that they actually don't care about having a "beat " face. We'll show up wearing a t-shirt and some comfy and stylish leggings or sweats. Our hair won't be pin straight or delicately curled. We'll most likely be rolling straight out of class or work in desperate need of a drink.
3. The Girl Who's Just There To Get Laid.
We all have that friend who just shows up to events to meet boys (or girls) in hopes that they will find someone to grind on, make out with, and hopefully end up in bed with. This girl may include a Victoria's Secret Two Cup Wonder Bra along with a crop top and some short shorts or extra tight jeans/leggings. Either way, you do you, boo.
4. The Girl Who Awkwardly Stands In The Corner.
This was totally me my freshman year!!! Somehow, we get swindled into going out with our more ambitious roommates who seem to know everyone and their brother on campus. While that roommate is going around and mingling, you awkwardly stand in the corner, in hopes that you can scope out someone you are somewhat acquainted with. Oh, how things have changed.
5. The Girl Who Calls Herself A "Srat" Girl.
This is the girl that seems to know every brother in a social fraternity on campus and tries to be "one of them". She may have her hat on backwards, or she may be partaking in frat cheers. She may even be shotgunning a beer or taking the funnel with one of the boys. It's cool to shotgun a beer or to get along with the boys, but let's be honest, you're not an honorary frat brother.
6. That Girl Who's Wickedly Good At Beer Pong.
This girl is usually occupying the beer pong table the whole night. She''ll take on any opponent like it's no sweat off of her back. She may miss a cup every now and then, but she is mighty and fierce, and not to be messed with.
7. The Girl That's Crying In The Bathroom.
This typically involves a group of girls occupying the bathroom (it can be quite inconvenient too). Crying could be induced for several reasons, such as a boy not noticing her or talking to another girl, another friend trying to get with said boy, or just being too drunk to comprehend anything. This could also involve the girl vomiting, which the rest of the girls have to console and hold her hair up.
8. That Girl Who Only Drinks Wine.
We all have that one friend who is a WINO!!! These girls are the bomb, because they literally do not care what people think of them based on their drinking habits. They'll show up to a party, bottle of wine in tow, and will chug that bottle and cling on to it for dear life. They're usually the life of the party.
9. The Girl Who's Already Drunk Before The Party.
These girls typically get drunk during the pre-gaming process (@ me), but still want to go out to the party so they have an excuse to drink more and justify their drinking. Sometimes, it is difficult to tell which girls are drunk beforehand, but other times, it is quite noticeable. They're sometimes yelling at the top of their lungs, crying, or dancing on top of tables.
10. The Girl Who Can Never Go Out.
This girl (also me) usually has too many obligations going on or has something massive going on the next day. They could have a ton of homework, a job interview, or a meeting with a professor the next day. Regardless, they don't want to jeopardize tomorrow by showing up to something important with a massive hangover.
11. The Girl Who Is Too Cheap To Go Out.
This more so applies to when you're going out to the bar or the club and there's a cover charge to get in. We get it, us college students are on a serious budget. But sometimes, we like to splurge on going out (usually $5) to drinking in a great social environment with great people. But there's always that one friend who will sit and pout because it's "too expensive". She will then complain that she should've just stayed home and drank.
12. The Girl Who Is A Lightweight.
Finally, we have the lightweight. We all know at least one girl who will drink two Mike's Hard and a shot of vodka and will be completely hammered and done in for the night. You must ensure that these girls steadily drink alcohol, as you do not want them hammered too fast, as this will ruin your night.
Are you any of these types of girls?
