1) When you first arrive on campus
The Magical Mystery Tour
Is waiting to take you away
2) The inevitable 8:10 AM class struggle
Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and had a cup
Looking up, I noticed I was late
3) When you realize “adulting” isn’t nearly as fun as you thought it would be
And now my life has changed in just so many ways
My independence seems to vanish in the haze
4) When people try to get you to do drugs and you’re not sure how best to say “no”
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes
5) When you’re looking for a match on Tinder
Ah, look at all the lonely people...
6) When a professor gets really into his subject matter but nobody likes his class
Father McKenzie, writing the words
Of a sermon that no one will hear
No one comes near
7) When you experience one of many identity crises
It's getting hard to be someone, but it all works out
8) When a friend gives you that extra burst of courage you need to go talk to a cute person at a party
You were made to go out and get her
9) Whenever you’re in that one ridiculously boring class
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream
10) When you try to negotiate grades with a professor
Try to see it my way
11) When you doubt the work ethic of your partner(s) in a group project
Don't let me down
12) When you forget about a test until the day of
