1. He'll never like me back.
Fact: Unless a guy tells a girl he likes her back and she has to learn to fall for him, girls just do not allow themselves to believe the guy they like could actually like them back until it is confirmed as 100 percent truth.
2. Everything he does is pure perfection.
From the way he walks to the way he talks, from his laugh to his jokes, to his attentive listening, and memorizing stories. You could sit in his presence forever and just be amazed.
3. I could talk to him forever.
And never get bored. Ever. Never, ever, ever.
4. I need to talk to my BFF, ASAP.
Whenever something hilarious, exciting, great or horrible happens, all you want to do is spill your guts to your best friend. Ever
yone needs a good listener in their life.
5. Be cool, be cool, be cool.
OK, you have realized that he is way out of your league. Your next task is to act as cool as possible. The last thing you want to do is embarrass yourself in front of your future guy. But let's be honest, it's just inevitable.
6. Be patient, be patient, be patient.
Every second you wait for the guy to notice you feels like five years. It seems as if the day he finally starts to like you, the way you like him will never come. But once that day comes, it will feel like that time just flew by.
7. Attempting to read him is near impossible.
Beyond just words, reading his body language seems to be an impossible task. Does he agree? Does he disagree? Was that look out of annoyance or ignorance? Am I reading into things or was that a signal for something?
8. What did he mean by that?
Because it is so impossible to read him, you'll find yourself asking the question "what did he mean by that?" always and often. He probably meant nothing, but he may have meant everything. Who really knows.
9. I'm excited, but I'm so scared.
Because what's not to be excited about when the potential of a new relationship arises. But with so many unanswered questions, fear comes sweeping in quickly.
10. OK, I'm getting obsessed.
He's been on your mind for the past 72 hours. You know there's an issue, but you just cannot seem to confront it and get your mind on something other than him. Boys can so easily become all-consuming.
11. Everything on my "list" isn't even necessary anymore.
That list you wrote in your journal five years ago requiring your future husband to be a blond-haired, blue-eyed beauty is thrown out the window once you meet the dark-haired, dark-eyed man of your dreams.
12. He is hilarious.
No sense of humor needed. If a girl likes a guy, it pretty much means everything he says and does from there on out is funny in some shape or form.
