Did you just graduat college? If so, surely you're already sick of hearing the following:
1. “What did you major in again?”
Honestly, does it even matter? You’re still going to give me the surprised face.
2. “Any (boyfriend/girlfriend) yet?”
No.. but I have a few netflix and chill friends.
3. “When are you moving out?”
Ha. Ha. hahaha
4. “Have you applied to any jobs yet?”
Am I supposed to do that?
5. “Have you thought about going to grad school?”
Believe it or not, I have.
6. “LOANS”
I get it.. I’m going to be in debt for the rest of my life.
7. “Where’d you go again?”
For the 100th time…
8. “What’s (significant other) doing next?”
Idk but not getting married to me yet if that’s your next question.
9. “Now time to pay some bills.”
Alright, alright, I get it.
10. “What do you want to do with (insert degree here)?”
When I find out I’ll let you know.
11. “What’s next?”
I graduated two weeks ago fool!
12. “Welcome to the real world”
Oh because staying out until 3am with all my favorite people and waking up for an 8am isn’t real life?
