You've gone nearly 10 times (at least) and have no intention of ever stopping
There's no such thing as going to Disney "too much." It doesn't matter how many bills or debt you have, you ALWAYS find a way to go. I mean besides...you probably have a jar set aside solely for saving for Disney trips.
People constantly ask you tips and advice for when they go to Disney
You're not surprised when you get texts or calls with questions regarding Disney. When's the best time to go, what order should you do the parks in, where are good places to stay? I mean who's better to ask then a Disney expert??
You're a pro at directions
Forget a map, you know the quickest way to get anywhere in the park just from memory AND you know all of the monorail lines. If someone else needs directions anywhere you know exactly how to tell them to get there.
You know when lines are shortest
I mean yeah I guess you could get the app that tells you how long the wait is but you don't need it. During the parades and shows, you know to dart to the usually crowded rides...you've probably already seen all the parades anyway.
Everyone that knows you knows you're obsessed with Disney
It could be all the Disney clothes you constantly wear that give it away, or maybe how often you talk about your home away from home. Regardless, anyone that knows you knows how obsessed you are and you're probably the first person they think of when they see or hear anything Disney.
When people say they've never been
WHAT DO YOU MEAAAN YOU'VE NEVER BEEN!? How can you have gone your whole life without experiencing the greatness of Disney!!?
When people claim you can get "too old for Disney"
I feel bad for people that think you can get too old for Disney. It's no secret that Disney is actually 10x more fun when you're older!!
It's genuinely painful watching others be there when you're not
I'll still like all your pictures but just know that if you're there and I'm not that I secretly am hating you, am extremely bitter, and may just cry myself to sleep.
There isn't a ride you haven't done
....And if there it's because you know it's really not worth the wait. Another perk to being Disney World obsessed....you know the good rides from the not so good rides.
Your entire camera roll is Disney
How many more picture's can you honestly have of cinderella's castle? It doesn't matter that you already have 100 from each angle, that doesn't stop you from taking 100 more your next time there. Before you know it, your entire camera roll is filled with pictures from past trips.
When you're walking out of the park on your final day
If you're anything like me, leaving the park on your final day may bring you to a heart-wrenching sob. But even if you aren't Even if you don't show your sadness on the outside you feel defeated on the inside.
As soon as you get back you plan your next trip
Before you even leave Disney your family is already planning when you can come back. As soon as you get home you start booking your next trip to help ease the pain of missing it too much.
