If you're like me, you were cursed blessed with some luscious curls upon your head. However, what people don't understand is the daily struggle we go through. What comes easy to you is 10 times harder for us. Getting ready in the morning is a struggle in and of itself; never mind adding in a mess that just can't be tamed.
1. You always have bed head.
What a time to be alive!
2. When you straighten half of your hair...
And it's too late to turn back. But you know you have to finish, so you debate pulling a Britney Spears circa 2007 every single time.
3. But on the rare occasion when you do straighten your hair...
Everyone acts like Jesus returned, and you don't know if you should take it as a compliment or an insult.
4. You can never go to sleep with wet hair.
Or you will wake up like this.
5. And you can never brush it.
You don't even own a brush, which your friends find alarming.
6. You can never get bangs.
Or you are a constant hot mess and will hate your life very much.
7. You spend a fortune on products.
It should really be compensated by the government, because a "dime size" amount never cuts it.
8. You have a major panic attack when you need to get a haircut.
Because so much could go utterly wrong.
9. The wind is your enemy.
Trying to put your hair back together after the slightest wind gust is just the same to you as a monsoon striking.
10. And so is humidity.
Checking the weather and praying that an extra splash of product will get you through the day.
11. And precipitation.
Pretty much any natural element you could think of.
12. And you can't go a day without someone asking to touch it.
Leaving you feel like an un-caged zoo animal lost in the wild.
But at the end of the day we love it, so don't forget to embrace what God gave ya!
