Over the past four years, I have been compiling a list of the weirdest, silliest things that my nine-year-old brother has ever said. When he's older I'll show him the list, as I'm sure that he'll find his childhood musings quite entertaining. (I know that I do!)

Recently, I started pasting some of his funniest quotes on top of various scenic photos. These pictures look like inspirational posters at first glance, but are actually just a funny kid's thoughts stuck on a nice background. I'll probably print them out when he graduates high school and stick them all over the house. How inspiring!

1.

I forgot that love is only allowed on February 14th.

2.

This one seems problematic. What else am I supposed to do with it?

3.

I'm glad that I know this now. Art class was starting to get really difficult because I couldn't find any paints that were the shade of "17" that I wanted.

4.

The world is already... oh, never mind.

5.

Yeah, I'm not even going to pretend to understand this one.

6.

"Okra" is a popular daytime talk show host.

7.

I don't know, but I hope that they have hover cars.

8.

I guess that makes me bilingual because I speak "regular" and "irregular."

9.

Well, I guess that I do now.

10.

I feel like durable bug magnets would be a better investment of 40 dollars, though.

11.

OK, but have you tried keeping air in your mouth with your mouth closed?

12.

What great wisdom. These are just some of the many reasons why I love my brother so very much.