Whether you celebrate Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa or nothing at all, the great thing about the holidays is that it's a season of giving. In college, there are a ton of things you could or should give a college student.
1. More meals/dollars/points on your ID
It's the end of the semester, it's finals week and you have no way to get food. Oh, you're also broke from the Chipotle runs you went on earlier in the semester. Now what? Mom? Help?
2. A free month of Netflix for winter break
We all most likely mooch off our parents' accounts but wouldn't it be nice to get one month free after all the hard work you've done this semester? I think this would be a great business plan, Netflix.
3. A "get-out-of-class-to-nap-free" card
Everyone with a morning class (or any class on a Monday) deserves a free time to nap. Give it to them.
4. Extra credit
You already know.
5. This cup
6. A puppy...or four
Puppy therapy is great and all but to only get 10 minutes for some pats isn't enough to relieve my stress. I want all the puppies. And I definitely want them to come in a tub.
7. Unlimited free refills of your favorite grande double pump light ice skinny vanilla latte
Caffeine is love. Caffeine is life.
8. Some of these guys...
Nothing more to say here.
9. A blow-up neck pillow to crash wherever you go
It won't be weird if everyone has one! I promise!
10. Mozzarella sticks in an insulated container
Or maybe, unlimited mozzarella sticks! Forever.
11. A 50-foot long phone charger that never breaks
I'll take 10 in every color, please.
12. The happiest of holidays for you and your family
May you take wonderfully awkward photos with your goat.
