1. You read it on your phone. All the time.

Reading on your computer? Ha. 2003 called.

2. Your eyes hurt from reading in bed late at night.

And your face. From dropping your phone.

3. You're worried the person next to you in class might be able to read your screen.

Dim that brightness setting and angle your phone.

4. Your phone dies too often.

5. Sometimes you forget that what happened in the fic isn't canon.

You mean Sirius and Lupin didn't steal Harry from the Durselys and raise him on their own...?

6. Fanfiction.net = your childhood.

And Ao3 = your adulthood. Ha hahah. Ha. *weeps in the corner of the room*

7. You have a system for fish out the good fanfiction.

What's on your checklist? Word count? Chapter count? Rating?

8. If you have a rare OTP, you're willing to read badly written fanfiction.

Anything. I'll take anything.

9. Your friends always happen to look at your screen at the worst possible moment.

I promise I don't only read raunchy stuff...maybe.

10. You can quickly read a novel-length fanfic, but reading an actual novel is just too much.

11. Sometimes you get into a fandom just because you see that they have a lot of fanfiction.

I've come for your fanfiction.

12. You have an author you're loyal to.

I trust you, all of your fics will be lit.

Read on, my fanfiction family. Enjoy yourself and know that you're not alone.