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12 Oh Sh*t Moments All College Students Know

Because the world hates us all a lot.

carly berke
Sep 05, 2016
University of Maine
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12 Oh Sh*t Moments All College Students Know

If you're only human, and if you're also a college student, you've probably had plenty of oh shit moments that make you want to throw your $200 books that you never opened out the window. If any of these have happened to you, well.. sorry dude.

1. You slept through your alarm and the really important lecture you were supposed to go to is halfway over.


2. You have six e-mails from your professor asking for that one assignment from three weeks ago that you keep forgetting about about.

3. You were studying (or doing a different recreational activity...), you look at the clock, and it's 10:30 and all the dining halls are closed, and now its microwaved ramen for dinner.

4. "Is this my classroom? This is definitely not my classroom. Sh*t."

5. When you're super confident on an assignment and it get's graded and it turns out you're not hot sh*t in your one good subject anymore.

6. When all you want is really good pizza but there's $2 in your checking account because you needed Chinese last week.


7. "Please tell me that exam wasn't today... oh god."

8. When you made/received a lot of money over Christmas vacation and you think you're rich until you see the bill for your books second semester.

9. When you realize every. single. one. of your classes. is reading. intensive. WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!

10. "How are your classes going? Are you getting good grades? Are you studying?" *breathes heavily*

11. When your laptop dies in the first fifteen minutes of your two hour lecture and you legit don't have a piece of paper OR a pen.

12. You go to do your laundry that really needs to be done and you have no laundry funds left.

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