You break so many rules, and you don't even know about it, you little rebel. Sometimes, we don't even think about some of the "rules" that we break without even knowing it. But if you really think about it, we break these social-stigma-rules without blinking our eyes.
Rules are made for breaking, isn't that the saying?
1. "Dime-sized amount of conditioner."
Dime size isn't enough for all my hair.
2. "Do Not Remove" Tags
Tell me why I can't take this tag off. Who's going to stop me. Who's going to come after me?
3. Stopping "behind" stop signs.
If you even stop at all.
4. "Expiration" dates.
It smells fine.
5. Texting and driving.
Even if you don't do it while moving, doing it at a stop light or stop sign counts.
6. Littering.
Doesn't have to be outside. Just leaving your cup on the table when you leave, or dropping your gum wrapper and not picking it up counts.7. Sorting your laundry.
As long as it doesn't turn anything pink, just shove it in there and hit start.
8. Being productive.
I'd rather do nothing all day, everyday.9. J-Walking
Because walking 20 extra feet to the cross walk is so much time wasted.10. Wearing White After Labor Day.
Because who really cares?11. Don't eat after 8 p.m.
Half-off apps don't even start until 9.
12. Get 8 hours of sleep.
I'm lucky if I get 6.
