I think it's safe to say, boys will break your heart. But don't worry, if you have a dog, there's no reason to keep dating—you've already found the best boyfriend ever.

1. They love to give kisses.

Although they might use too much tongue, they’ll never hesitate to smother you with love.

2. They never look at other people’s butts, only sniff them.

Your dog only has eyes for you, which is nice.

3. They bring home presents.

The presents may not be your first choice—after all, no one likes to get dead squirrels for an anniversary—but it’s the thought that counts.

4. They’re always excited to see you.

They never have a reason to pick a fight with you. Even if you come home late from work, they’ll greet you with a wagging tail.

5. They never remember what you did wrong, so you win every fight.

Dogs have terrible memories. They can't remember where they buried their bones, so they definitely won't remember if you upset them.

6. They keep the bed nice and toasty and they don’t steal the covers.

Chances are they're in your bed long before you, so by the time you find your spot, it's already been warmed by your furry man-friend.

7. They let you dress them however you want.

Whether it's sweaters, rain boots or reindeer antlers, your dog will let you clothe them in whatever.

8. They don’t care if you put on a few pounds.

Chances are you've been putting the pounds on together.

9. They always love your cooking.

They'll eat anything you put in their bowl—even if it's burned toast.

10. They’ll let you paint their toenails.

And they'll never feel emasculated by it.

11. They love all your friends.

Never again will you hear a complaint about how annoying your friends are.

12. You can train them.

Enough said.