Everyone who watches "Bob's Burgers" knows exactly who Tina Belcher is, but for those of us who don't...
Tina Ruth Belcher is the oldest child of Linda and Bob Belcher. Tina is well known for her high sex drive, low social skills, and her hopeless romantic obsessions. I see a lot of myself in Tina, we're both awkward, we both love butts, and we both make questionable noises when we're backed in a corner. I catch myself finding more and more reasons why Tina and I are basically the same person...
1. She knows her worth.
Tina has a strong sense of self. She never lets anyone get her down. She knows her worth, even if Jimmy Jr doesn't.
2. She and I feel the same amount of anxiety driving.
I laughed until I cried watching Tina drive with her dad for the first time. I'm pretty sure my mom and I had a VERY similar experience the first time she took me driving.
3. We're both lowkey annoying to those around us.
This scene made me cackle because I remember the last time my family and I went to the beach, and I kept my sister and brother awake asking my philosophical questions about life...and horses.
4. We take the bad things that happen to us in stride.
Tina and I both see the good and the bad in all the bad things that happen to us. We would never blow the small things out of proportion. Pft.
5. We're both writers.
Tina and I both take in the world around us and use it to cultivate stories we bring to life with the written word.
6. We both rock glasses.
Not everyone can pull off the "always wearing glasses" look, but my girl Tina and I rock it every day.
7. We're both obsessed with our men.
Tina will do whatever Jimmy Pesto Jr needs her to, which is also something I do for my boyfriend. We go above and beyond to make our men happy. Because we love them.
8. We stay humble, always.
No matter what, staying humble is as important to me as it is to Tina.
9. We aren't afraid to make bold statements with our appearance.
From a bold lip and winged eyeliner, to a sexy off shoulder top, Tina and I are never afraid to make a bold statement when it comes to makeup and fashion.
10. We both may be a wee bit dramatic...
Tina and I may or may not be known for overreacting over certain situations (usually over boys)...which is fine.
11. We both have our obsessions.
Tina is as obsessed with The Equestranots as I am with American Horror Story.
And, last, but certainly not least...the most important reason...
12. BUTTS!
Tina understands the importance of a great butt, and knows when she sees one!
I think there is a bit of Tina Belcher in all of us!
